1T 1S 4 COLOR TH4T C4NNOT B3 S33N

ONLY F3LT W1TH1N

1T 1S TH3 3XTR3M3LY FULF1LL1NG 4ND D3L1C1OUS T4ST3 OF JUST1C3!

W3LL YOU C4M3 TO TH3 R1GHT P3RSON 4BOUT B31NG BL1ND

1T 1S 4 G1FT SOM3T1M3S 1 T3LL YOU

TH3R3 4R3 THR33 ST3PS TO S331NG TH1NGS 4G41N

ST3P ON3

1F YOU C4NT S33 1T T4ST3 1T

ST3P TWO

1F YOU C4NT T4ST3 1T SM3LL 1T

L4STLY

1F YOU C4NT SM3LL 1T T4ST3 1T 4G41N

(Thanks! I’m really sorry to say they jumbled up out of laziness on updating and I killed multiple birds with 1 stone that way…but I’m glad you like them!)

(Sorry everyone! I have not forgotten the 2 remaining asks [Anon + Soll] on this blog, I’ve just been really busy with upcoming cons and work and life. I will be sure to get to it when I can, in the mean time welcome to 2k12! Love to all my followers, *throws roses*. Also I’m really bad at editing Tumblr and whatnot but if you were ever curious to who ran this blog, it’s this butt right here. Dr.Dumbbutt , <3 everyone!)

OH H3Y FR13ND SORRY 1 D1D NOT G3T 4 CH4NC3 TO T4ST3 1 M34N R34D YOUR M3SS4G3S

1 W4S BUSY D3L1V3R1NG D3L3CT1BL3 JUST1C3 4ND M4K1NG SOM3 SW33T 4RT

WH4T 4R3 W3 DO1NG 4G41N? >:?

W4Y TO B3 4 B1TCH D4V3 >:[

W3LL 1 4M NOT QU1T3 1NTO TH3 S4M3 TH1NGS TH4T SH3 1S 1NTO

4ND SH3 1S V3RY T1M1D MOST OF TH3 T1M3 BUT SH3 SM3LLS 1S 4DOR4BL3 WH3N SH3 1S

SO MUCH TH4T 1 C4NT TURN DOWN 4 FR13ND L1K3 H3R

SH3 1S N34T 1N H3R OWN W4Y >:]

askarseniccatdick:

askgallowscaliboner:

*GC TH3 M1GHTY POW3RFUL 4ND W1S3 4W4K3NS FROM H1S THOUS4ND Y34R SLUMB3R TO TH3 SOUND OF 4 CUR1OUS F3L1N3 TR3SP4SS1NG UPON H1S DOM4IN*

*H3 R3L34S3S 4 M1GHTY F1RST BR3ATH3 OF F1R3 1NTO TH3 41R*

*H3 ROARS*

N4P T1M3 1S OV3R 4ND NOW 1 4M HUNGRY

1NTRUD3R YOU W1LL M4K3 4 F1N3 M34L!

*M1GHT1LY TH3 DR4GON STOMPS 4ROUND W41T1NG FOR A R3SPONS3*

:33 < *ac came purrpared fur the dragons mighty hunger and throws forth a freshly killed fishy fur the dragon!* 

:33 < *ac sits back his tail flicking from side to side and he gives his forepaw a little lick then drags it ofur his ear*

:33 < *he looks up at the big dragon without fear and roars in response* i am not your prey oh mighty dragon!

:33 < i have traveled from distant lands in search of your place of napping and at last we m33t 

:33 < *ac bows his head momentarily befure looking back up at the dragon pupils slit he speaks again without fear* i have come fur your treasure of red things and the occasional scalemate with the squeaky rump!

:33 < what says the dragon whom guards this grand treasure will you give me some or must we fight like furocious beasts! 

:33 < *the kitty unsheathes his long claws his fur ruffling up and ears laying flat against his head he crouches waiting fur the dragons retort* 

*GC 3X4M1N3S TH3 L1ON’S D3F3NS1V3 POSTUR3*

*GC L3TS LOOS3 4 F1R3B4LL 4T 4 N34R BY BUSH3L TO H3LP 1LLUM1N4T3 TH3 C4V3RN FOR TH3 F34RL3SS L1ON*

*GC RO4RS*

P3RH4PS TH3 K1TTY 1S NOT COMPL3T3LY 4W4R3 OF TH4T WH1CH H3 F4C3S

*WH1L3 H3 G1V3S TH3 F3L1N3 TH3 OPPORTUN1TY TO GL4NC3 4T TH3 4LM1GHTY DR4GON H3 3Y3S TH3 F1SH HUNGR1LY 4ND SCOOPS 1T SW1FTLY W1TH H1S 4G1L3 T41L*

*GC COMM3NTS*

Y3S TH1S W4S 4 MOST D3L1C1OUS F1SH

4 COLOSS4L R3D H3RR1NG 

HOW3V3R SUCH 4 G1FT WOULD NOT W4RR4NT 4LL OF MY 1LLUSTR1OUS R3D TR34SUR3S SO 1NST34D 1 SH4LL OFF3R BOTH 1N TH3 FORM OF ON3 OF MY BROODL1NGS

H1S N4M3 1S B4RON V3LV3TTORCH TH3 MOST NOBL3 OF H1S SC4L3D BR3TH3R3N

H3H3 H3’S R34LLY COOL 4ND SHOOTS 4 L1TTL3 PL4ST1C F1R3B4LL FROM H1S SNOUT 4ND SQU33KS 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3 >:]

3R 1 M34N H3’S T3RR1FY1NG 4ND W1LL C4US3 4LL YOUR FO3S TO KN33L B3FOR3 YOU

*GC PUFFS SOM3 MOR3 F1R3 FOR SHOW*

*GC TH3 M1GHTY POW3RFUL 4ND W1S3 4W4K3NS FROM H1S THOUS4ND Y34R SLUMB3R TO TH3 SOUND OF 4 CUR1OUS F3L1N3 TR3SP4SS1NG UPON H1S DOM4IN*

*H3 R3L34S3S 4 M1GHTY F1RST BR3ATH3 OF F1R3 1NTO TH3 41R*

*H3 ROARS*

N4P T1M3 1S OV3R 4ND NOW 1 4M HUNGRY

1NTRUD3R YOU W1LL M4K3 4 F1N3 M34L!

*M1GHT1LY TH3 DR4GON STOMPS 4ROUND W41T1NG FOR A R3SPONS3*