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12/3/2011
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askarseniccatdick:

askgallowscaliboner:

*GC TH3 M1GHTY POW3RFUL 4ND W1S3 4W4K3NS FROM H1S THOUS4ND Y34R SLUMB3R TO TH3 SOUND OF 4 CUR1OUS F3L1N3 TR3SP4SS1NG UPON H1S DOM4IN*

*H3 R3L34S3S 4 M1GHTY F1RST BR3ATH3 OF F1R3 1NTO TH3 41R*

*H3 ROARS*

N4P T1M3 1S OV3R 4ND NOW 1 4M HUNGRY

1NTRUD3R YOU W1LL M4K3 4 F1N3 M34L!

*M1GHT1LY TH3 DR4GON STOMPS 4ROUND W41T1NG FOR A R3SPONS3*

:33 < *ac came purrpared fur the dragons mighty hunger and throws forth a freshly killed fishy fur the dragon!* 

:33 < *ac sits back his tail flicking from side to side and he gives his forepaw a little lick then drags it ofur his ear*

:33 < *he looks up at the big dragon without fear and roars in response* i am not your prey oh mighty dragon!

:33 < i have traveled from distant lands in search of your place of napping and at last we m33t 

:33 < *ac bows his head momentarily befure looking back up at the dragon pupils slit he speaks again without fear* i have come fur your treasure of red things and the occasional scalemate with the squeaky rump!

:33 < what says the dragon whom guards this grand treasure will you give me some or must we fight like furocious beasts! 

:33 < *the kitty unsheathes his long claws his fur ruffling up and ears laying flat against his head he crouches waiting fur the dragons retort* 

*GC 3X4M1N3S TH3 L1ON’S D3F3NS1V3 POSTUR3*

*GC L3TS LOOS3 4 F1R3B4LL 4T 4 N34R BY BUSH3L TO H3LP 1LLUM1N4T3 TH3 C4V3RN FOR TH3 F34RL3SS L1ON*

*GC RO4RS*

P3RH4PS TH3 K1TTY 1S NOT COMPL3T3LY 4W4R3 OF TH4T WH1CH H3 F4C3S

*WH1L3 H3 G1V3S TH3 F3L1N3 TH3 OPPORTUN1TY TO GL4NC3 4T TH3 4LM1GHTY DR4GON H3 3Y3S TH3 F1SH HUNGR1LY 4ND SCOOPS 1T SW1FTLY W1TH H1S 4G1L3 T41L*

*GC COMM3NTS*

Y3S TH1S W4S 4 MOST D3L1C1OUS F1SH

4 COLOSS4L R3D H3RR1NG 

HOW3V3R SUCH 4 G1FT WOULD NOT W4RR4NT 4LL OF MY 1LLUSTR1OUS R3D TR34SUR3S SO 1NST34D 1 SH4LL OFF3R BOTH 1N TH3 FORM OF ON3 OF MY BROODL1NGS

H1S N4M3 1S B4RON V3LV3TTORCH TH3 MOST NOBL3 OF H1S SC4L3D BR3TH3R3N

H3H3 H3’S R34LLY COOL 4ND SHOOTS 4 L1TTL3 PL4ST1C F1R3B4LL FROM H1S SNOUT 4ND SQU33KS 4T TH3 S4M3 T1M3 >:]

3R 1 M34N H3’S T3RR1FY1NG 4ND W1LL C4US3 4LL YOUR FO3S TO KN33L B3FOR3 YOU

*GC PUFFS SOM3 MOR3 F1R3 FOR SHOW*